The Mexican maid

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The Mexican maid

Post by cheiftain » Thu Aug 12, 2010 1:07 am

The Mexican maid asked for a pay increase.


The wife was very upset about this and decided to talk to her about the raise.



She asked: 'Now Dolories, why do you want a pay increase?'


Dolories: 'Well, Señora, there are tree reasons why I wan an increase.


The first is that I iron better than you.'


Wife: 'Who said you iron better than me?'


Dolories: 'Jor husband say so.'


Wife: 'Oh.'



Dolories: 'The second reason is that I am a better cook than you.'


Wife: 'Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?'


Maria: 'Jor husband did.'


Wife: 'Oh.'




Dolories: 'The third reason is that I am better at sex than you in bed.'


Wife: (really furious now) 'Did my husband say that as well?'


Dolories: 'No Señora... the pool man did.'


Wife: 'So how much do you want?'
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