Adult xxx The Italian Lover

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Adult xxx The Italian Lover

Post by wheels » Tue Jul 15, 2008 11:07 am

:shock: The Italian Lover, a virile middle aged Italian gentlemen named Guido,
was relaxing at his favorite bar in Rome when he managed to attract a
spectacular young blond woman.

Things progressed to the point where he led
her back to his apartment and, after some small talk, they retired to his
bedroom, where he 'rattled' her senseless. After a
pleasant interlude, he asked, with a smile, 'So, you finish?'

She paused for a second, frowned, and replied, 'No.'

Surprised, Guido reached for her and the lovemaking resumed. This time
she thrashed about wildly and there were screams of passion. The lovemaking
finally ended and again, Guido smiled and asked, 'You finish?'

Again, after a short pause, she returned his smile, cuddled closer to him
and softly said, 'No.'

Stunned, but damned if he was going to leave this woman unsatisfied,
Guido reached for the woman yet again. Using the last of his strength, he
barely managed it, but they ended together screaming, clawing
and ripping the bed sheets.

Exhausted, Guido fell onto his back, gasping. Barely able to turn his
head, he looked into her eyes, smiled proudly and asked again, 'You finish?'

Barely able to speak, the beautiful blond whispered in his ear, 'No, I
Norwegian'. :sigh:

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Re: Adult xxx The Italian Lover

Post by Alan » Tue Jul 15, 2008 12:01 pm

:clap: :clap: :clapping: :clapping:

ROFL, Brilliant.

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Re: Adult xxx The Italian Lover

Post by cheiftain » Tue Jul 15, 2008 6:34 pm

:yahoo: :yahoo: :lol: :lol:
The journey isn't about departing in a well preserved body - but rather to skid in sideways - totally worn out - shouting HOLY SHIT WHAT A RIDE!!!!

Be More like a Dog, If you can't, Eat it, Play with it, Chase it, or Bark at it, Just Piss on it and walk away.

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