Sensitive Aussie Blokes
3 Aussie blokes working up on an outback mobile phone tower:
Mongrel, Coote and Bluey.
As they start thier descent, Coote slips from the tower and is killed instantly.
As the ambo is taking the body away, Bluey say "stuff me- someones got to go tell Cootes wife"
Mongrel says "OK, I'll do it, I'm good at that sensitive stuff"
Two hours later Mongrel returns- carrying a carton of beer.
Bluey says "Where did you get the grog Mongrel?"
"Cootes wife gave it to me" Mongrel replies.
"Thats unbelievable- you tell Cootes wife her husband is dead, and she gives you a carton of beer"!
"Well, not exactly" Mongrel says,
"When she answered the door, I said you must be Cootes widow"
She said-"You must be mistaken....... I'm not a widow"
"I said, betcha a carton you are"
Aussies are good at that sensitive stuff!
If its ADULT in nature please say so in the title.
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