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RIP

Posted: Sat Jan 05, 2013 4:47 pm
by BazoooL
A Lady walks into her local newspaper office to place a mention in the obituaries for her sadly departed Husband.
The assistant asks how the lady wants it to read.
The Lady replies “Tom McTavish from Glasgow, Now Dead”. The assistant reads it & suggests she adds a little more to it, but the Lady explains how hard up she is for funds. Upon this the assistant offers her 3 further words for free. So the lady rewrites her inclusion to read……………..” Tom McTavish from Glasgow, Now Dead. Volkswagen for sale

:)

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