banks

Post by **cheiftain** » Wed Apr 10, 2013 1:32 pm

Japanese Banks hit by Cyprus Debacle

Just in case you are not aware of the effect that Cypriot financial problems are having on Japan's banks, be warned -

I can confirm that:-

Origami Bank has folded.

Sumo Bank has gone belly up.

Bonsai Bank is cutting its branches.

Kamikaze Bank has ceased trading after its shares nose dived.

At the Karate Bank 500 employees have been given the chop.

Analysts also report that something fishy is happening at the Sushi Bank as customers are getting a raw deal.