Clean Joke

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Geoff H
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Clean Joke

Post by Geoff H » Tue Aug 02, 2016 7:51 pm

Hello All,

found this amusing.

Three friends married women from different parts of the world.....

The first man married a Greek girl. He told her that she was to do the
dishes and house cleaning. It took a couple of days, but on the third
day he came home to see a clean house and dishes washed and put away.

The second man married a Thai girl. He gave his wife orders that she
was to do all the cleaning, dishes and the cooking. The first day he
didn't see any results but the next day he saw it was better. By the
third day he saw his house was clean, the dishes were done, and there
was a huge dinner on the table.

The third man married a girl from Cornwall. He ordered her to keep the
house cleaned, dishes washed, lawn mowed, laundry washed, and hot
meals on the table for every meal. The first day he didn't see
anything, the second day he didn't see anything either but by the
third day, some of the swelling had gone down and he could see a
little out of his left eye and his arm was healed enough that he could
fix himself a sandwich and load the dishwasher. He still has some
difficulty when he urinates.

I suppose you can make up your own county for the last girl
what would you use from where you live?


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