A man is stumbling through the woods totally drunk when he comes upon a preacher baptizing people in the river. The drunk walks into the water and bumps into the preacher. the preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the smell of booze. Whereupon he asks the drunk "are you ready to find Jesus?" Yes I am replies the drunk, so the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the river. He pulls him up and asks "Brother have you found Jesus?" The drunk replies "no, I havnt". The preache is shocked, and dunks him in the water again for longer. When the drunk again says he hasn't found Jesus, the preacher dunks him in the water for about 30 seconds. When the drunk begins kicking his arms and legs, the preacher pulls him up. The preacher asks the drunk again, "for the love of God, have you found Jesus?" The drunk wipes his eyes, catches his breath and says to the preacher
"Are you sure this is where he fell in?"
If its ADULT in nature please say so in the title.
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