THe Hypnotist

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THe Hypnotist

Post by cheiftain » Thu May 06, 2010 6:21 pm

Hypnotist at the Old Folks Home
It was entertainment night at the Old Folks Home. Claude the hypnotist exclaimed: 'I'm here to put you into a trance; I intend to hypnotize each and every member of the audience.' The excitement was almost electric as Claude withdrew a beautiful antique pocket watch from his coat. 'I want each one of you to keep your eye on this antique watch. It's a very special watch..

It's been in my family for six generations.' He began to swing the watch gently back and forth while quietly chanting:

'Watch the watch, watch the watch, and watch the watch...'

The crowd became mesmerised as the watch swayed back and forth, light gleaming off its polished surface. Hundreds of pairs of eyes followed the swaying watch, until, suddenly, it slipped f rom the hypnotist's finger and fell to the floor, shattering into a hundred pieces.


'SHIT!' said the Hypnotist.



...It took three days to clean up the Old Folks Home!!!
The journey isn't about departing in a well preserved body - but rather to skid in sideways - totally worn out - shouting HOLY SHIT WHAT A RIDE!!!!

Be More like a Dog, If you can't, Eat it, Play with it, Chase it, or Bark at it, Just Piss on it and walk away.

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