Gordon Brown again

If its ADULT in nature please say so in the title.
Post Reply
User avatar
cheiftain
Technical Expert
Posts: 1985
Joined: Wed Apr 02, 2008 11:20 am
Location: Cockfield, Suffolk. Near Magrathea

Gordon Brown again

Post by cheiftain » Thu May 06, 2010 6:26 pm

Gordon Brown goes on a state visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem, he suffers a heart attack and dies.

The undertaker tells the British Diplomats accompanying him, 'You can have him shipped home for £5,000,000, or you can bury him here in the Holy Land for just £100.'

The British Diplomats go into a corner and discuss it for a minute. They come back to the undertaker and tell him they want Gordon shipped home.

The undertaker is puzzled and asks, 'Why would you spend £5,000,000 to ship him home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend only £100? With the money you save you could help pay back some of the deficit, help pay for the Olympic Games, or help the elderly'.

The British Diplomats replied, 'Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead. We just can't take the risk!!'
The journey isn't about departing in a well preserved body - but rather to skid in sideways - totally worn out - shouting HOLY SHIT WHAT A RIDE!!!!

Be More like a Dog, If you can't, Eat it, Play with it, Chase it, or Bark at it, Just Piss on it and walk away.

Post Reply